Schenectady. Hard to spell, yet so many songs about it.
With Bob Dylan playing songs on his recent Fall Tour that referenced the town he was playing in, a quick search for songs about Schenectady offered some interesting results, as well as some diamonds in the rough that never got a day in the sun.
Dylan was at Proctors Theatre on Monday, October 30, and although he did not entertain one of the songs that follow, here is a look at the many songs written about Schenectady, as well as the songs that reference the notoriously difficult to spell Upstate city.
Prior to being settled by the Dutch in 1661, the Mohican originally lived in the area around the Mohawk River. The Mohawk referred to the area as “Schau-naugh-ta-da,” meaning ‘Over the Pine Plains” which eventually morphed into “Sche-nec-ta-dee” and finally, Schenectady. Part of the colony of New Netherland settled by Arent Van Curler of Nijkerk, Netherlands. The town was famously burned by the French and their Indian allies in February 1690 in what has been known as “The Schenectady Massacre,” killing nearly all inhabitants. Home to Union College and General Electric, the town’s sobriquet is “The City that Lights and Hauls the World,” a little more wordy than ‘The Electric City’ that many also refer to the town.
With 350 years of history, and a cultural landmark in Proctors Theatre, the historic Stockade District, miSci (Museum of Innovation and Science), Jazz on Jay, Music Haven Concert Series, the Schenectady-Saratoga Symphony Orchestra, and the still relatively new Rivers Casino, the town on the shores of the Mohawk River is experiencing a downtown Renaissance, with events for all tastes and interests found all throughout the city.
So this ‘Electric City’ of Schenectady is notable enough, both for spelling and history, that over time, a few songs have been written about the town. Two of the most notable, “I Can’t Spell Schenectady” and “Schenectady” from Synecdoche, New York, we’ll get to in a moment, but let’s look at a pair of songs written for the town.
First, there’s “Schenectady Song” from Jason Martin. A ‘love ballad to the Electric City,’ the tune was originally released on cassette in 1998 and a re-edited version from Martin’s Magic Recording Eye (2001) can be heard below. Featuring samples at the start and end mentioning ‘High Voltage Hall’ and tests of electricity, the experimental song is unique, odd, and worth a listen.
Then there’s “Schenectady’s the Place,” the Official City Song, written by Cliff Brucker in 2016, a graduate of The Crane School of Music at SUNY Potsdam and The College of Saint Rose. Brucker’s song has the ‘commissioned by the local Chamber of Commerce’ vibe, although the version by SCCC School of Music heard below does have a certain panache and inviting nature to it. For an official city song, this is spot on for style, lyrics and music.
Then there are quite a few songs – much to this author’s surprise – that reference Schenectady, including “Hamilton Hill” by Demmene Syronn, released in 2020 and referencing a small neighborhood near Mont Pleasant. “I was a witness to the cultural birth of Hip Hop / From Hamilton Hill, Schenectady, Upstate New York”
“Starlight in Schenectady” by Peter JB Carman, the first track on Life the Pain, was released on Stockade Records in 2019. The song was first played at Moon and River where Carman and wife Lynn can often be found playing. Carman is a Baptist minister, writing hymns, poems and songs about Massachusetts, Rhode Island, North Carolina and Upstate New York, all places where he has served churches.
“Walking by starlight in old Schenectady
“Starlight in Schenectady”
And I don’t know where I’m bound
Listen to the songs from the café down the street
I surely love the sound
And the years they do so swiftly roll
And all day long it’s trouble and toil
But I’m walking by starlight in old Schenectady
And it’s home, it’s home I’ve found”
“Afro Angel” by Will Smith (yup, that Will Smith) “Nothing” by Raekwon – “He felt bad but respected me / Pass the watch and the chain off respectably / Moseyed off, ran through Schenectady” – and “Someone to Love” by Fountains of Wayne – “Seth Shapiro got his law degree / He moved to Brooklyn from Schenectady, ’93 / Got some clients in the food industry” – all mention the town.
There’s also “Grim Reaper” by MC Zappa – “Try me; you might find I’m not in my right mind / Heads will roll, and I’ll repossess ya soul / I’m murderin’ rappers from here to Schenectady / Turn around, you see a sight you didn’t expect to see” “DECAP” by Dicaprio – “And I’m from Brazil, but I’ll always representing the
County of that city, electricity, Schenectady” and “Bon Soirée” by Clay Coughlin – “I was laid up in Schenectady / But I’ll be bedding down on rue Sainte-Catherine.”
But for a double dose of local Upstate references, look no further than “The End’s The Same” by Off Balance, who drop a Stewart’s reference – “So sweet you make me feel at home just like some Stewart’s ice cream” as well as one for the town – “Disorder’s light to me / I hear these grimy synths like Ludwig on the ivories / and ebonies / Like nights I’m in Schenectady”
Getting back to the history of Schenectady, the Dutch settlement was burned to the ground in February 1690 by a war party of French soldiers and allied Mohawk and Algonquin. This event may have produced the first song in the 1840s, “The Burning of Schenectady.” Originally a broadside, featuring just lyrics and sometimes a suggestion for a familiar tune to pair with, the ballad can be sung to the tune of “Auld Lang Syne.”
There is some debate on the origin of the poem/ballad that led to the song, with folklorist ad historian Harold Thompson noting in his 1939 book Body, Boots & Britches that the original was written by Walter Wilie of Albany in June of 1690. Wilie notes before the lyrics (abbreviated below) “A Ballad – In which is set forth the horrid cruelties practiced by the French and Indians on the 8th of last February. The which I did compose last night, in the space of one hour, and am now writing, the morning of Friday, June 12th, 1690 – W.W.” Still, a debate continues as to the true origin of the first song of Schenectady.
God prosper long our King and Queen,
Our lives and safeties all,
A sad misfortune once there did
Schenectady befall.From forth the woods of Canada
The Frenchmen tooke their way
The people of Schenectady
To captivate and slay.They marched for two and twenty daies,
All thro’ the deepest snow;
And on a dismal winter night
They strucke the cruel blow.….
They then were murthered in their Beddes.
Without shame or remorse;
And soon the Floores and Streets were strew’d
With many a bleeding corse.The Village soon began to Blaze,
Which show’d the horrid sight –
But, O, I scarce can Beare to Tell
The Mis’ries of that night.They threw the Infants in the Fire,
The Men they did not spare;
But killed All which they could find
Tho’ Aged or tho’ Fair.O Christe ! In the still Midnight Air,
It sounded dismally,
The Women’s Prayers and the loud screams’
Of their great Agony.…
And Here I End the long Ballad
Lyrics (partial) to “The Burning of Schenectady” – Walter Wilie, 1690
The Which you have just redde;
And wish that it may stay on earth,
Long after I am Dead.
The aforementioned “Schenectady” from the motion picture Synecdoche, New York, stands out as one of the two most notable songs on the town. The title of the film makes a play on pronouncing the town name – Synecdoche (Sin-eck-duh-kee) while also being a literary expression alluding to a larger concept by bringing to mind a single part of the whole. Raul Yang notes “It perfectly captures the essence of the movie it was written for, and it stands on its own as a beautiful piece of music.” The deeply surreal film with a focus on aging and death, with director Charlie Kaufman including “Schenectady,” which introduces the idea of death in its last verse: “There’s always a never again.”
But of all these songs about Schenectady, the standard bearer has to be “I Can’t Spell Schenectady.” Written in 1948, let’s glance at the lyrics first.
Reading, writing and geography;
Lyrics to “I Can’t Spell Schenectady” courtesy of the Schenectady County Historical Society
But when it comes to spelling, I’m confessin’
There’s just one word that stumps me constantly.
I can spell Dakota, can handle Minnesota, but I can’t spell Schenectady,
I can spell Havana and figure out Savannah, but I can’t spell Schenectady.
Why, one time at a spelling bee
Said teacher all at once,
“Now, Willie, spell ‘Schenectady’,”
I felt just like a dunce!
I spelled Anaconda and even Tonawanda,
So what does she expect of me?
I just can’t spell Schenectady.
I can spell Pomona, Seattle and Tacoma, but I can’t spell Schenectady,
I mastered Ypsilanti and Agua Caliente, but I can’t spell Schenectady.
Written by Al Trace, Arthur Terker, Abner Silver and Harry Clarkson, “I Can’t Spell Schenectady” is not in the range of “Weird” Al Yankovic for comedic songs, but rather resides in the realm of satire he would come to be known for, More so, this song is akin to a Bob Hope “Road To…” film featured song.
Starting out with a high pitched Alvin and the Chipmunks voice, the song laments Schenectady’s spelling difficulties with multiple voices joining in to drive home the orthographic dilemma they face.
The song was released on vinyl in July 1953, with a B-Side of “The Who is it Song,” both songs performed by Big Jon Arthur and No School Today Cast, and released on a 45 RPM Decca (9-88153) 7″ record, Children’s Series 1-252, with artwork by Sam Norkin.
Schenectady is the home of General Electric, the early radio-drama pioneer WGY, the first television station with WRGB, not to mention bread so delicious, Jack Nicholson had Perreca’s ship him loaves of bread following the filming of Ironweed in 1987. Yet for all these, Schenectady does not get respect in song or other media as should be afforded. Sure, the town name is difficult to spell, but ‘Place Beyond the Pines’ is a bit wordy. Schen-ec-ta-dy – it’s just that easy!
Former Late Show with David Letterman head writer Bill Scheft once referred to Schenectady as “the Xanadu of funny-sounding places” in an interview with the Daily Gazette. “Four syllables, good rhythm and that hard comedy ‘K’ right in the middle. It scans perfectly. Of course, it’s no Cohoes, but what is?” And with that, check back soon following a search for songs about Cohoes.
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